Our Caretakers Can Be Anything From Irresponsible To Retarded

Finally the resident doctors have called off their strike because they have been promised by the Government a better salary. I am extremely relieved to hear of this because the people who were truly suffering were the patients. It is understandable that their pay was not good enough but it was beyond irresponsible for them to let the patients depend on senior doctors (We all know how they work in Government hospitals). Then the morons to show their dedication to their patients hold a blood donation camp, i admit that it was a kickass idea but it is not as good as a life saving prescription or free medical advise to patients who can hardly afford the time or money. But thankfully they have stopped the “strike” so I hope it stays peaceful for a few decades.

On the other hand, stupid people seem to be the only ones being elected to important positions. Our brilliantly retarded Union Health Minister Ghulam Nabi Azad ever so cheekily suggested that rural areas be provided electricity not for the sake of progress but for the sake of “BIRTH CONTROL”. He thinks that if couples married late and watched T.V late into the night they would not have the urge to have babies. After making the comment and having every one from me :P to health experts bash his sorry ass he says that the comment was to be taken lightly. Okay smartass next time you want to make a comment like that go say it to a wall or in a party where no one cares or will bother thinking about it. And I am assuming that this dude hardly watches any T.V if he feels that babies are curbed by it, let me assure you Mr Minister that the crap that is aired on our T.V nowadays is capable of getting anyone lusty/sentimental and knowing that the rural areas have no knowledge of “contraceptives” … Whoops your plan just backfired, there are going to be plenty of accidental pregnancies, families wanting huge families because every baby will be “wonderful” and will grow to be a “rich industrialist”. Not to mention the wastage of electricity and lesser productivity.

And Qasab is still stalling for time asking for CDs that would simply lie on his floor, i sometimes wonder why we do not have a couple of dobermans latching onto his bottom. That would get the jackass talking but then again he is simply a pawn in a big Political warfare going on between the head honchos of the warring countries (I would like to believe that only 2 are engaged in war but living long enough tells me that there are plenty of countries in this single & silent war)

On the more hilarious side, i could not seem to keep my eyes off the Obama/Sarkozy butt watching. My darling is convinced that Obama was looking at the girl’s booty but I choose to believe otherwise. But we unanimously agreed that Sarkozy is a perv for he was looking oh so eagerly at the chick’s rear end, but heck for all we know he too was “concerned” about the woman Obama was helping. Why don’t you tell me whether he is a perv or not.

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