Velio’s Day After The Storm

One minute I was lying on the couch and the next instant I realize I am in bed inside a different room with my mom, Aunt S and Uncle P… What was my first question?? That’s right… “How in hell did I get here?” I was the first to rise, Uncle P and S second and slowly everyone was starting to wake up. Mom was the last to rise because she usually does sleep in on Sundays.

After checking my emails, I got down to the most important task… Getting to know what I did after I lay on the couch with mom. Mom and Aunt S told me that they woke me up and took me in the room where I successfully lay diagonally on the bed preventing anyone from laying on it, aunt said that she shook me awake once more to get me to sleep right. I have a feeling that I was asleep with my eyes open or my brain simply left me after it got sick of the torture. After breakfast, it was decided that instead of leaving me and my mom would be joining my Uncle P and A + families for lunch.

I was happy that we would be staying together for a bit longer, so after getting clean and dressed we saw off Uncle A and C who had to visit a few people before they joined us for lunch. After they left we all got together to chat, I was happy reading Dilbert until my feminine side took control over me and I ended up gossiping with the sexy mommies. My Uncle tried to stay away from the evil but I saw him fail a few times, HILARIOUS!!

I had a vodka weirdo cocktail to get me hungry; it worked wonders because I was starving by the time I was done with it. We all got fresh and headed out to pick up Uncle A and his family after which we got to the restaurant. I had the greatest time eating everything that was on my plate, I ate so much that I felt like a beached whale trying to get back into the ocean when I started walking. After lunch me and mom decided to walk to the station, at the station our blood curdled when we saw the vast ocean of people waiting to buy their tickets. Luckily I had booked tickets earlier so we did not have to stand in the queue but the journey was none the less tiring because of the heat.

When we reached home, both of us simply wanted my bro and best bud to dig out our graves in the backyard but “buddy” made some tea for me and helped me carry the bags. That was the sweetest thing anyone could ever do and it completely revived me.

I was supposed to help buddy with an assignment so I could not get any beauty sleep but after he left (He left late ) I simply went into a comatose state waking up in the morning because I had to go pick up my camera. So this boys and girls was my sexy weekend!!