Born with a really absurd and no limitless imagination, I don’t have to make my brain do hoops even once to get really volatile and scary thoughts. Normally I do not act out on any of these fantasies mainly because I am lethargic (gator mode is what I call it) but sometimes I get tempted to act out. So to let you know how crazy, whacky and tacky my thoughts can get, I bring into this world the Vague and Volatile Thoughts series….
Which brings me to my current thoughts, lack of sleep, cricked out neck, tea and my set of brains always bring out the best of illogical thoughts. As I sit in front of my brother’s laptop watching my brother sleep on the Air mattress the chain of thoughts began, it got triggered off when I was considering leaving the bed downstairs instead of taking back in my mother’s room BUT we have CATS & DOGS with CLAWS.. Then again tears can be patched and when we bought the lounge we were given 3 patches in case there were any punctures.
Now it gets weird, the size of the patches are of general size so what happens when the puncture is really big???? I mean what happens if a 2 feet long hot metal pipe punctures the bed.. How do you patch it then? BUT WHERE DID THE PIPE COME FROM??? My mom would crucify us before she allowed any pipes heated or cold anywhere near the precious lounge. The muffed up attraction does not end there, now as I look at it I feel like dragging my snoring bro off it and lying down on it myself… I eye my mother and realize that I’d find myself hanging on the ceiling if I did something stupid.
Aaah… I am so happy I can spew out my mental rubbish, if any of you bashed your heads against the wall due to the retarded post, I would be more than happy if you would record the head bashing and send me a link.