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A troll in the online world is someone who basically spends his time and energy to bad mouth some one online. It could be through forums, social networks and so on.. The troll is noted mainly for taking out the time to research on his victim to a point of stalking JUST to get that one flame (negative remark) right.

I used to know such a flame who used to devote his time to saying negative stuff only to make himself feel better. Trolls are lonely creatures and any exhibition of a social life is a sham

Sadly I have my moments of trollish glory… The general meme(a sort of cultural trend) is the troll face but I have totally fallen in love with the successful troll is successful meme.. That troll meme makes a troll like me super happy especially the ones in a suit running LOL

So I decided to post the funky successful troll loop

http://dagobah.net/flash/successful_troll_2.swf

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http://dagobah.net/flash/successful_troll.swf  for the ones who like the dance floor

Thoughts come, thoughts go.. Today wasn’t any different. While rubbing my cat’s back to the tune of Be sexy with a blocked nose, I suddenly started wandering into a world of wondering… Wondering about the implications of having a blocked nose in certain moments of  daily doings.

Blocked noses not only isolate you from the world of taste but also from the world of smell. True that it denies you the fragrances of life but it also guards you from odious smells.  Encapsulated by a sense of satisfaction, lazy people or bored people often release toxic fumes around other people. These wily creatures often go uncaught but you could probably recognize the offender through a mixed glint in their eye (A glint of both fear & victory).

A blocked nose gracefully saves you from any offending  aerial attacks and if need be, lets you attack;  since a blocked nose leaves you oblivious about the nature of your release, if it smells.. Let your neighbors figure it out, people never grow up so even if the pink elephant in the room was a giant pink fart, no one is going to admit to having smelt it first lest they are accused of letting it out. So kick back and enjoy.

The obvious disadvantage to  a blocked nose is that you no longer can dispose off bio hazards in a loo without wondering if the chamber is now a death trap. The picture of people melting away due to the gassy remains though comforting isn’t really an ideal way of letting yourself be known, especially in an office setting where a loo is shared between people, you cannot sneak attack your loo with last night’s meal without wondering about the smelly aftermath. That disturbing thought has often left me rushing my way back home to the safety of my personal  throne and I am sure many others have had that happen.

A pet theory I have is that people release more gas when they know their companion is nasally impaired, I hope to someday prove this theory right, watch the glint in their eye get maniacal by the fart until overconfidence overcomes them and they let out a loud one instead of a silent stinker. Then I would inform that unfortunate chap that he/she’s been caught and that I am merely nasally impaired not aurally.

Yep, just another Sunday with my brain.

Quite often, you run out of things to troll so you search for new things to discover. For quite some time I’ve been tempted to write a rant review about the Twilight series.

So today’s troll fodder was actor history for comparing and what not… I decided to go to kristenstewart.com and while going through the biography.. I came across this nugget, the webmasters haven’t updated her current relationship!!!. Poor Robert, he is still “good friends” according to her website.

What was already an fugly website is now a fugly uninformative website…

I am feeling smug, thank you kristenstewart.com

To be human is a very complex process, one very trying and fulfilling. What makes us special is the fact that we are the only species who are most aware of our mortality and at times in control of that mortality. Be it indirectly with the choices we make through lifestyle, vices, diet and on; or directly in control of it through suicide and murder.

You hear about suicides everyday in the news, through people we know or through the media we watch. It is always assumed that suicide is a way for the person committing it to run away but I feel differently about it sometimes, suicide could be the ultimate tool in the emotional arsenal of a human being.

Nothing can break down a person faster than loss, loss of another being the worst ones. Coupling this with the perverse satisfaction our pathetic species derive from hurting another would mean a very powerful weapon.

Imagine the amount of crap you’d leave your family & friends in after you died, kinda satisfying knowing that your tormentors would feel your torment. They might you call a coward but you’d have the last laugh in the matter since they can now deal with all the daemons of life holding you dear to their heart.

But does anyone deserve such a painful punishment? Even if the crime is the greatest? The satisfaction of hurting a loved one, is that far greater than overcoming your pain?

After days of waiting.. I FINALLY GOT MY KINDLE 3  yesterday!!!!

The kindle I got is a graphite wifi version(3G was not available)with keyboard.. Excellent music quality, loads webpages super fast. Mind you, everything is in black and white.. I think I am going to do a demo video for this.. So damn excited YAY!!!

I got the parcel delivered at office since I realized Aramex had a branch close by… I almost died with joy when I unboxed it. It looks so cute >_< This e-book reader kicks super ass.

My pc froze a few good times while adding books since gutenberg gives you the “kindle” version or MOBI version of books.. I had an orgy.. But despite adding tons of books, I am yet to touch a GB on this thing.. BWA HA HA HAHAHAH

More information later… Back to work