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Proof Of A Warped Mind….

admin — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 14:34:49 +0000

You search for pictures of your favorite furry woodland creatures in a different book

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Vague And Volatile Thoughts. “Ads From The Puke Pit”

admin — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 08:21:45 +0000

As I was watching El Tvo (television) I saw an ad that was so weird that it made me wonder what in hell were the ad-makers thinking… After seeing the ad my first reaction was a desire to take a hammer and crush my head with the help of an accomplice but then decided to hunt down the creep who made the ad. After a few minutes I lost interest and gave up on the whole cranium crushing (lethargy, knee ache and lack of sleep). The ad :-

I wondered what drove the ad-maker to make such a creepy ad and I realized then that maybe all the bad ads I have ever had the misfortune to witness must have been either out of desperation or from a thing I call “Puke pit”. It is an abyss filled with foul matter regurgitated from unknown sources. And this matter is so foul that even dogs who love eating trash would avoid it like the plague… In this pit where the matter is eternally inbreeding and mutating, our brave & desperate ad-maker digs through to find the perfect putrefied corpse that might make a quick buck. He then buffs it up a bit with a spit shine and then has it approved by some big shot who does not care a bit about the viewer’s i.q After it has been approved, the hunt for the model starts… They end up getting a guy who looks like a chimp and plenty of bimbos, make them do pseudo sexy gestures and hope that the viewers will want the same (sadly there are many). And the “ad” starts flashing everywhere trying to convince us about how “whole” we’d become if we used their product…

**wonders whether to get the gel to make a mohawk on my head, looks at dude and throws the idea in the trashcan**

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Vague And Volatile Thoughts. “The Air Lounge Attraction”

admin — Sun, 07 Jun 2009 03:49:13 +0000

Born with a really absurd and no limitless imagination, I don’t have to make my brain do hoops even once to get really volatile and scary thoughts. Normally I do not act out on any of these fantasies mainly because I am lethargic (gator mode is what I call it) but sometimes I get tempted to act out. So to let you know how crazy, whacky and tacky my thoughts can get, I bring into this world the Vague and Volatile Thoughts series….

Which brings me to my current thoughts, lack of sleep, cricked out neck, tea and my set of brains always bring out the best of illogical thoughts. As I sit in front of my brother’s laptop watching my brother sleep on the Air mattress the chain of thoughts began, it got triggered off when I was considering leaving the bed downstairs instead of taking back in my mother’s room BUT we have CATS & DOGS with CLAWS.. Then again tears can be patched and when we bought the lounge we were given 3 patches in case there were any punctures.

Now it gets weird, the size of the patches are of general size so what happens when the puncture is really big???? I mean what happens if a 2 feet long hot metal pipe punctures the bed.. How do you patch it then? BUT WHERE DID THE PIPE COME FROM??? My mom would cruify us before she allowed any pipes heated or cold anywhere near the precious lounge. The muffed up attraction does not end there, now as I look at it I feel like dragging my snoring bro off it and lying down on it myself… I eye my mother and realize that I’d find myself hanging on the ceiling if I did something stupid.

Aaah… I am so happy I can spew out my mental rubbish, if any of you bashed your heads against the wall due to the retarded post, I would be more than happy if you would record the head bashing and send me a link.