A site for you and me » pukepit http://manvela.com Wed, 28 Apr 2010 11:33:38 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=abc Vague And Volatile Thoughts. “Ads From The Puke Pit” http://manvela.com/2009/06/11/vague-and-volatile-thoughts-ads-from-the-puke-pit/ http://manvela.com/2009/06/11/vague-and-volatile-thoughts-ads-from-the-puke-pit/#comments Thu, 11 Jun 2009 08:21:45 +0000 admin http://manvela.com/?p=60 As I was watching El Tvo (television) I saw an ad that was so weird that it made me wonder what in hell were the ad-makers thinking… After seeing the ad my first reaction was a desire to take a hammer and crush my head with the help of an accomplice but then decided to hunt down the creep who made the ad. After a few minutes I lost interest and gave up on the whole cranium crushing (lethargy, knee ache and lack of sleep). The ad :-

I wondered what drove the ad-maker to make such a creepy ad and I realized then that maybe all the bad ads I have ever had the misfortune to witness must have been either out of desperation or from a thing I call “Puke pit”. It is an abyss filled with foul matter regurgitated from unknown sources. And this matter is so foul that even dogs who love eating trash would avoid it like the plague… In this pit where the matter is eternally inbreeding and mutating, our brave & desperate ad-maker digs through to find the perfect putrefied corpse that might make a quick buck. He then buffs it up a bit with a spit shine and then has it approved by some big shot who does not care a bit about the viewer’s i.q After it has been approved, the hunt for the model starts… They end up getting a guy who looks like a chimp and plenty of bimbos, make them do pseudo sexy gestures and hope that the viewers will want the same (sadly there are many). And the “ad” starts flashing everywhere trying to convince us about how “whole” we’d become if we used their product…

**wonders whether to get the gel to make a mohawk on my head, looks at dude and throws the idea in the trashcan**

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